there's some ice in the freezer

in rememberance of things said or maybe not said:

flying saucer dudes came and asked me for directions. i told them to fuck off, and they said thanks and flew away. i hope i helped them out.

i am a carpenter ant. i say 'there ain't no life nowhere..well..maybe." and then i get killed by an exterminator's poison.

i shot the fly and got a free ringtone. i said "neat"

tonight, i said "i want some crystal pepsi" to jon. jon wants some van halen and crystal pepsi.

i'm missing some people pretty bad, and i'm doing all i can do to just be okay right now.

i said "thank you" probably close to 60 times tonight.

i saw a guy who had a 7 inch long tribute to 9-11 on his arm. seriously! it was huge. he was wearing a sleeveless shirt to show it off, but im sure if anyone mentioned it, he would play it off like it was no big deal. secretly, he'd probably think he was the shit and that he's "reaching people."

i would not want to participate in a game called the 'chilidog challenge'

it's easy to get turned around.

i want to get sent home and still get an "A" for the day at the same time, by causing conflict and inter-classroom strife, but not interrupting the learning process.

i watched 'good night and good luck' again for the 5th time at work. There's not too many things that are fairly new and are still rated PG.

And goddamnit, i can't handle a relationship with someone like you right now. You've got little sections to you that i can't deal with. Over.

I bought energy saving bulbs at the store the other day.

I am a Dorkus Malorkus, and i just capsized a Coast Guard boat.

I enjoy mixing inanities with seriousness and randomness.